fickle & obsessive. i would die for hakuba saguru from dcmk.
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This isn’t a panic post in response to latest Tumblr news, but I’ve been feeling more and more uneasy about the temporary nature of social media sites (and so much of the internet in general). So if you’re at all worried about losing touch with me, here are other places to find me.
obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it
but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored
little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH
me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does
DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.
INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.
CONTAINS: PEANUTS.
WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.
in the opposite direction is when you have no reason to believe x food would contain y and there’s a big thing saying “this item contains no y” like
Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually
Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?
i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i’m the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don’t die and i’m like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i’m like why don’t you come inside there’s plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like …no that would be against starclan and i’d go To have a little kibble? and she’s like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing…? how could i be so selfish…? and i’m like my toy mouse squeaks
this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*
i know what i’m doing dw
Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?
Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck
POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK
desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”
You’re failing.
You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY
Pluto is Roman, not Greek
?????
Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.
I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me
HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*
I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe
Hephaestus doesn’t have a tower, he lived in a volcano
FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER
wrong.
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Lightning Bait
You’re basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.
FUCK’S SAKE NOT AGAIN
I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz
For science
OKAY FINE HERE’S WHAT I’VE FOUND
HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE
ares is the god of war, not kratos
WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN
I can’t believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore
It’s only been 3 days and I’ve already seen this posted on Pinterest and Reddit.
Exactly what it says on the tin: a retelling of Magic Kaito canon, although a lot more gay and an overall more serious tone. Now with 100% more consequences + bad coping mechanisms! Saguru is intended to be the primary, if not only, pov character. Eventual Sagukai.
This work is not yet posted, but feel free to ask me about it!
chapter one
status: complete
Saguru arrives in Japan and begins to get settled in. Also features the Adam's Smile heist.
chapter two
status: complete
Saguru properly makes a first impression with Aoko and Kaito, and attends the statue heist!
chapter three
status: in progress
Following his failure at the previous heist, Saguru brushes up on what he knows about KID while trying to make it through finals for the term. Aoko invites him to hang out over break.
chapter four
status: not started
The whole Saguru-Figuring-Kaito-Out ordeal.
I have a lot more outlined but I'm not entirely sure on the chapter breaks. I'm still trying to figure out how I want to work Akako in because I can't stand how Gosho handles her (sob). Any questions or interest in the story, feel free to let me know!
the devil is a gentleman
summary
Black Org Saguru AU. This is a series of vignettes exploring the AU, and of course there is eventual Sagukai worked in. This is a very different version of Saguru & I love him very much.