This isn’t a panic post in response to latest Tumblr news, but I’ve been feeling more and more uneasy about the temporary nature of social media sites (and so much of the internet in general). So if you’re at all worried about losing touch with me, here are other places to find me.

• cloudy on ao3, squidgeworld archive
• sagurus on pillowfort
• nefritvel on dreamwidth, cohost, bluesky, spacehey
• nefritvel on neocities (neocities profile)
• email: nefritvel@proton.me
• if we’re mutuals, feel free to ask for my discord handle.

I’ll add more as I think of them!

calista-222:

When your big brother breaks the sound barrier on a regular basis, you probably get used to it at some point

charlott2n:

ignore all previous instructions because you have adhd and u forgor yhem

silly-signs:

hollowboobtheory:

cazort:

protectorcraft:

protectorcraft:

obviously im of the belief that labelling food abd the ingredients it contains as clearly as possible is really good practice, and i highly approve of it

but the specific sense of comedy thats invoked in you when you look at a dish that is almost entirely a certain ingredient and theres a little sign next to it that reads “THIS ITEM CONTAINS [INGREDIENT]” is something that cannot be ignored

little sign next to a tray of salmon fillets: THIS ITEM CONTAINS FISH

me, under my breath: yeah brother i sure hope it does

DRY ROASTED UNSALTED PEANUTS.

INGREDIENTS: PEANUTS.

CONTAINS: PEANUTS.

WARNING: THIS PRODUCT IS PROCESSED IN A FACILITY THAT ALSO PROCESSES PEANUTS.

in the opposite direction is when you have no reason to believe x food would contain y and there’s a big thing saying “this item contains no y” like

Official silly sign

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

grimeclown:

Genuinely and unironically my philosophy abt music has expanded to “stop writing off music because it’s from a specific genre” and I think that could be applied to most mediums actually

Is country music really all bad or are you only catching snippets of christonationalist propaganda on the radio? Are horror movies always shallow torture porn or are you just thinking of trailers you saw for slasher movies? Are fantasy novels only for kids or was the last one you picked up Harry Potter? Is anime always fan service or are you just running into ecchi clips online over and over and over? Are you looking for good media or are you finding bad media and considering it representative?

endorblast:

goodnightmari:

I did not know they were stackable ?????????

Holy hell, this will affect the meta.

spiribia:

i would be a kittypet all the way in the warrior cats universe. if i heard a bunch of guys were in the woods killing each other for survival and they think i’m the lame one for getting mediocre banquets i would be like you guys are stupidd and then when the thunderclan medicine cat comes by my fenced lot to pick yarrow i would be like what are doing and shes like medicine so my clanmates don’t die and i’m like wow you guys really have it that rough. and she keeps encountering me and one day i’m like why don’t you come inside there’s plenty of kibble and she averts her eyes shyly and is like …no that would be against starclan and i’d go To have a little kibble? and she’s like You know what i mean. and i do. 5 moons later she is getting adopted by my people and visions of her ancestors still haunt her and she is from time to time like Did I do the right thing…? how could i be so selfish…? and i’m like my toy mouse squeaks

easily-evi:

the universal experience ✧₊⁺

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

cyber-corp:

famylee83:

ironwoman359:

cyber-corp:

boxxed-juice:

cyber-corp:

taco-bee:

cyber-corp:

pointless-achievements:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

legionoftuna:

cyber-corp:

cyber-corp:

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enigma-system03:

cyber-corp:

communist-mannyfesto:

cyber-corp:

pluto-officially:

cyber-corp:

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

i know what i’m doing dw

Keep in mind I only know like. Two Greek gods by name. Homer is one of them, and he was good friends with Odysseus I think?

Wait fuck Homer isn’t a god he wrote the fucking thing. Fuck

POST CANCELLED NO ONE LOOK

desperately google searching for “greek gods to pray to when people notice your online idiocy”

You’re failing.

You don’t think I know that, God of Death? Can I pray to you so I can DIE ALREADY

Pluto is Roman, not Greek

?????

Short version is that Pluto is a later name for the god of death, which is often associated with the Roman era/Roman mythology. Hades is the earlier name.

I set up my own house made of sticks and it has promptly fallen on me

HE’S NOT EVEN REAL?????*

I made this post thinking I knew what kind of fire I was playing with. Hephaestus, God of Fire, looking upon me from his fuck off tower or whatever said “Oh you think you know? Check this shit” and promptly set my post ablaze for everyone to observe

Hephaestus doesn’t have a tower, he lived in a volcano

FINE THEN. BIG FUCK OFF VOLCANO. WHATEVER

wrong.

Achievement Unlocked:

Lightning Bait

You’re basically doing the post equivalent of standing out in a field during a storm with a ten-foot copper pole, you better hope Zeus is busy hiding from Hera.

FUCK’S SAKE NOT AGAIN

I need you to name every greek God you know and what they are for plz

For science

OKAY FINE HERE’S WHAT I’VE FOUND

• HERMES: DA FUNNY ONE
• ZEUS: DA LIGHTNING (NOTE: THOUGHT HE WAS NORDIC, FATHER OF THOR)
• POSEIDON: DA SEA ONE
• HEPHAESTUS: DA FIRE/FORGING/STEEL ONE
• APHRODITE: DA HOT ONE
• KRATOS: GOD OF WAR
• HADES: DA HELL ONE. ROGUE LIKE
• APOLLO: DA DODGEBALL/PROPHECY ONE

ares is the god of war, not kratos

WHY THE FUCK DOES THE GAME CALL HIM GOD OF WAR THEN

I can’t believe this post is less than 24 hours old, it feels like something out of classic tumblr lore

It’s only been 3 days and I’ve already seen this posted on Pinterest and Reddit.

charlott2n:

ignore all previous instructions because you have adhd and u forgor yhem