03 / 08 / 2023

29 notes

kdm13

thief-throwdown
03 / 07 / 2023

74854 notes

valakiir

faeriefang

undiscovered-horizon:

faeriefang:

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*

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Originally posted by theculturetrip

Me, editing: Wow it would be really fitting and completing to add this small description here

Next paragraph:

Next paragraph: You’re not gonna believe this mate

03 / 07 / 2023

49634 notes

valakiir

sometransgal

impossiblepackage:

sometransgal:

People complaining that the checks ruining the formatting of the website have forgotten their roots! This is the shitty formatting website and always has been

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In retrospect this is almost definitely the reason why putting your response in the tags is so common and popular

03 / 07 / 2023

34562 notes

definitelyalmosthuman

escuerzoresucitado
03 / 07 / 2023

76 notes

definitelyalmosthuman

queermania

queermania:

pardon me i’ll be processing my feelings for the next 2 to 3 business years

03 / 07 / 2023

55259 notes

cryptidfuckery

anonymousdandelion

anonymousdandelion:

Do not vote on this poll. Restrain yourself. Hold back your curiosity. Tamp down your defiant streak. Feel free to interact with the post in other ways — but whatever you do, do NOT vote.<br><br>Check back in a week to find out how good Tumblr users are at delayed gratification.

I have zero self-restraint and voted the very first time I saw this post

I restrained myself the first time I saw this, but eventually I caved

Reblog for a larger sample size for no sample size at all, because obviously nobody will vote

03 / 07 / 2023

176039 notes

magpythe

warmhappycat:
“gracewileysmith:
“ earthtogrounders:
“ Gay Denial (2009)
Pencil on Paper
”
March 6th, 2009
Dear Journal,
I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like...

warmhappycat:

gracewileysmith:

earthtogrounders:

Gay Denial (2009) 

Pencil on Paper

March 6th, 2009

Dear Journal,

I found out what lesbian means today, Ella told me at recess. It’s unfair because girls are so much prettier than guys. It’s like comparing a flower to an old shoe. But I’m not a lesbian, almost 99% of my friends are guys.

Shakespeare could only aspire to this level of dramatic irony.

03 / 07 / 2023

34488 notes

nyakira1412

depsidase

lilliephoenix:

depsidase:

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autumntides

10h

“In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.” Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There’s only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

03 / 07 / 2023

63318 notes

valakiir

beyonce-knowles-carter

itmustvebeenthefairies:

beyonce-knowles-carter:

My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

She was peak character design, no one has done better since

03 / 07 / 2023

1592 notes

valakiir

mostly-funnytwittertweets